Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Lum Yi Rong / Yong / Lum / Lummer / Prong

Happy Birthday to Yi Rong whom I've known for almost a decade

131 goals..........far from Tin's 193........

Ronaldo top scorer with 131 goals.......still far from 193.........

Tae's Fifa Best Win so far

My best win so far...........

Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION
: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

WAY TO GO LYRAA!!

Deal or No Deal?? Pato to Arsenal ???

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Is it a good deal or a rip off selling pato for 65 million???

Coolest Stuff in Fifa 09 from Tae (manager of Man City)

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Cristiano Ronaldo free agent?????? unbelievable??? believe it!!!!!! dont be jealous..........

Cool Stuff in FIFA 09

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Ronaldo scoring 193 goals in my Man Utd Team. I play semi-pro difficulty with 2 mins per half time.

Ronaldo having 25 assist in the same season.

I placed Ronaldo as a striker to replace Berbatov because i found out his overall increases when put into a striker position.

My Team For This Season
(4-1-2-1-2)
GK : Sergio Asenjo
RB : Sergio Ramos
CB: Chiellini
CB : Per Mertesacker
LB : Gareth Bale
RM : Jesus Navas
CDM : John Obi Mikel
CAM : Lionel Messi
LM : Luis Almeida Nani
LF : Cristiano Ronaldo
RF : Wayne Rooney

If anyone can recommend better players pls do so.








This was the most intensed scoreline that I've experienced (I was managing spurs)

To other Rejects member who has cool stuff to share in FIFA 09 pls do so. Those who don't have the game, you must get it! It Rocks!

Wait for our new header ppl

Our 'exalted' leader!

This is how we do it

THE BETA WAY

Supposedly cleaning..

Of broken chairs and flying cards

                                                                                                                     
                

The Final Day

A year has come and almost passed..

4Sc Beta Rejects 08

What better class could you ask for?

It really wasn't our fault that we got hit by a hurricane

Misfortune Cookie

Whoever ate that dinner must have gotten quite a surprise from the fortune cookie message.

The Pope's Chauffeur

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

(Remember, he's German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, Dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "

Cop: " No Sir."

Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

he smiles..

Peanuts

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.

After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck.

"So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"

"Well," says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."

SOLID PROOF THAT HAZIQ ADMITS

TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HE SAID, WHY MUST PPL EVEN KNOW WHY HE DID THAT? IS IT EVEN A GOOD REASON??????WHY WOULD SOMEONE CREATE STUPID BLOGS ABOUT ANOTHER??? IS IT FRIENDSHIP??? YEA RIGHT.........SCREW YOU HAZIQ......

Do Not Believe Hoax Links About Jason..........

If anyone ever sees hoax links like jasonhardcore or whatever iluvher and all those stupid links.....Pls Know that it's all made up by HAZIQ...............Whoever wants to know why he did that u can always contact me on msn........................

Seng on Drugs...

Chan's

Happy Birthday Chan..

Sorry for the late post...As a cameraman of the day...I only managed to snap these with my phone...others are wif sumbody else...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEI/YIK/LIEW YIK FEI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 things you should know...

1)Ants never sleep.
2)A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds. LOL...imagine it happens to everybody...you could have 10 names and ended up forgetting all of your names in 3 seconds every intervals..
3)No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH", find it...and you're legendary..
4)Dolphins(Daphne)XD... sleep with one eye open.
5)A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
6)The tune for the "A-B-C" song is the same as "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."..
7)The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
8)A pig in Japan says "moo-moo"..shouldnt moo-moo be sumthing like a cow?lol...
9)Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
10)TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.try it..
11)Coca-Cola was originally green.LOL?
12)Butterflies taste with their feet.
13)If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. why waste?
14)It is impossible to lick your elbow.Try it...and get into guiness world of records..
15)Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
16)Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
17)Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
18)The man who played the voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots.
19)Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.
20)Every time you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie.lick 1 trillion of stamps without exercising will make you go FAT...
21)A duck's quack never echo.
22)Most lipstick contains fish scales.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOSE/TOAST/JOSHUA/MOORTHI/TOSAI!!!!!!!

TOSE IS 16!! everyone is invited to his bday party!!!!!! please enquire the birthday boy for more information.

WHO ARE THE LOSERS NOW

Looks like they're on top of the world, arent they?

But not now!

Arsenal, knocked off the top of the table. Amazing? The best part. We have Hull City to thank!







Fabregas , thinking the goal fest had started with a Paul McShane own goal. Take note, this was in the SECOND half.

However, Hull City had other ideas. A brilliant effort from Geovanni brought Hull level with Arsenal!

Brilliant Brazilian Magic.

BUT ITS NOT OVER! Nope, Hull pushed ahead with a stunning header fron Danny Cousin minutes later!

Cracking Cousin

Arsenal failed to break a resilient Hull side, and paid the price. Look who are the real losers now, eh.

Not them.

Mr. Roberts, a Rising Star

Sexy and Hot!

By -heyziq-

Masterpiece by J.L