Romance A la Chin

Chins walking away...

Modern Maths!

Fantastic 4 having a nice nap in front of teacher. lol.
T.A.K.E. they sleep in class, ponteng class, and still score remarkably well. haha. 

Yong and Tose whispering about something so Ah Tin wouldn't be able to listen.( Tin looks funny, he's like in his own dream world. LOL)
Tin, still looking blur, haha. (still dreaming, i wonder about what)

Tin getting aggresive, cause Yong does'nt want to lower the price for the guitar. lol
????? LOL. He is touching his butt and smiling to himself. haha.

Yong's passion for all things sweet ( especially chipsmore)

Phase 1 : Chin brought chipsmore to our table
Phase 2: Yong dreaming about the chipsmore chin is holding
Phase 3: He got it, and has volunteered to advertise for chipsmore.
Phase 4: Becomes hyperactive and hysterical after a bite

Ah tin, during bm time. 11.57 pm
Ah Tin during Sivik time. 12.35 pm
Ah Tin during modern maths time. 2.14 pm 

Flamethrower!!!

The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"

The Judge said, "Me too".

Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.

He said "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.

I said looking for Sex.

My case comes up Monday...

Why Wait In Line?

Turkish Delight

first, a miraculous comeback after being 2-0 down to win it 3-2.
after that, they scored at the 122nd minute of extra time.....
the next thing u know, they'd be scoring with their hands =.=
all hail the turks!

-seng-

Golfing Rules

Reply used anytime anywhere anyway.....works well

Who's An Idiot

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

No Money

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

TOMORROW!

The cube's mystery will be unlocked...

Iron Bad!!!!!

WARNING:CONTAIN VULGARITIES

Burger King Kill Ronald Mcdonald sob..sob...

RUBIK'S CUBE!!!!!!

seng... prepare to be amazed... 

Rush Hour

A funny but yet truthful sign about the rush hour traffic.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Jedis In Training

What we do at home.

HW

LYRA ATTEMPTED TO STEAL MY IDEA

Lol.

What we do at home

COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE!!

CUBE!!!

I want one...

Gates Of Hell

What we do during science classes

What school is all about in 4 Sc Beta of class 2008
Mr prefect came to pay us a visit.

Our guitarist, to keep us entertained

Our 'pro' dealer. lol.

Joshua's Potrait

My New Theme Song!!

I love you, you love me,
Barney gave me HIV,
So i took a gun and shot him in the head,
Oh my gosh, poor Barney's dead!

Lol

A man comes home from work one day and was greeted by his wife. She wore nothing but lingerie. "Tie me up," she purrs. "Then you can do anything you want." "Great!" the husband replies. He binds her tightly to the bed then goes out to play golf.

A Week Old Already...

Wow, believe it or not, our blog will be officially a week old in a few hours. Haha, and check out our visitor count. Pretty inpressive, eh?

Mother in law's funeral

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!

THE ALLSPARK

The RUBIK'S CUBE has made people despo to solve it......

The REAL ROT

This book has been in the process of decomposition on my shelf and it belongs to Prong. P.S. damaged wasnt done by me. So Yong, do you want your book back?

-Jason-

French Fried

France, beaten 2-0 by Italy.
Thierry Henry, losing his touch ever he since he BETRAYED ARSENAL and decided to ROT IN BARCELONA.

-seng-

Laugh, laugh, laugh

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

-seng-

Almost a week old

Tomorrow at 12.00am, our blog will be one week old. *claps*. One day before report card day...

take note of our counter. It will reach over a thousand.

Organised

My table is not.
NYAHAHA













anddd...

i got a jar of dirrt =)

Memory Class

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?" "A rose?" asked the neighbor. "Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee."What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, andyou were only 17?" he asks solemnly.The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember whenyou father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years"."I remember that too", she replies softly.He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Congratz
on finding out the
secret message.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Lyra is gay,
Happy Father's Day!

-seng- (the great poet)

Molder of destiny, crafter of the ages,

With wisdom garnered through experience of old,

You have guided me through life’s rough stages,

Something no one can repay with gold.

Thank you, Father, for all you hath done.

-Yi Rong (the moron poet)

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

BUY YOUR DAD A FLOWER! =)

GIVE HIM A BIG WARM HUG xD

-Seng-

-Toast-

-Daryl-

-Chin-

-Jason-

-Justin-

-Yik Fei-

Is definately, maybe the worst ? maybe, DEFINATELY. Narnia was nicelah, except for the fake ending.

-Daryl

eyh narnia wasnt so bad la. definately maybe is the worst.

Josh.

stupid movies

narnia and indiana jones, unsurprisingly these 2 movies suck.

-seng-