Saturday, September 26, 2009
Posted by Daryl Lim ♠ at 5:38 PM 0 comments
Friday, April 3, 2009
WANTED: PROSENG
if anyone of you see proseng anywhere..
pls help the rejects to capture him..
he had been LONG LOST..
but if anyone sees him anywhere..
capture him and u will get USD 1 million.
P/S: We want PROSENG, NOT kean seng.
Posted by Chin at 11:23 AM 0 comments
Friday, January 2, 2009
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Happy Birthday Lum Yi Rong / Yong / Lum / Lummer / Prong
Happy Birthday to Yi Rong whom I've known for almost a decade
Posted by Daryl Lim ♠ at 10:21 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION
: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Posted by Josh at 3:59 PM 0 comments
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Cool Stuff in FIFA 09
(click to enlarge)Ronaldo scoring 193 goals in my Man Utd Team. I play semi-pro difficulty with 2 mins per half time.
Ronaldo having 25 assist in the same season.I placed Ronaldo as a striker to replace Berbatov because i found out his overall increases when put into a striker position.
My Team For This Season
(4-1-2-1-2)
GK : Sergio Asenjo
RB : Sergio Ramos
CB: Chiellini
CB : Per Mertesacker
LB : Gareth Bale
RM : Jesus Navas
CDM : John Obi Mikel
CAM : Lionel Messi
LM : Luis Almeida Nani
LF : Cristiano Ronaldo
RF : Wayne Rooney
If anyone can recommend better players pls do so.

This was the most intensed scoreline that I've experienced (I was managing spurs)
To other Rejects member who has cool stuff to share in FIFA 09 pls do so. Those who don't have the game, you must get it! It Rocks!
Posted by Josh at 8:04 PM 0 comments
Friday, November 14, 2008
The Final Day




It really wasn't our fault that we got hit by a hurricanePosted by Josh at 4:43 PM 0 comments

























